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An animal adoption agency encourages families on a tight budget to get a cat. You’ll spend about half as much feeding, grooming, and caring for a cat as compared to a dog. Another way to save money on your pets is to avoid those adorable “gifts” on the holidays. It won’t love you any less. Your pet doesn’t know it’s Valentine’s.
At North Carolina State University, more than 7,000 participants of the Krispy Kreme Challenge ran five miles -- and then inhaled a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, all for charity.
The runners take off from the North Carolina State campus, run to a nearby Krispy Kreme store, eat a dozen glazed donuts as quickly as they can -- and then run back to campus.
According to people who've done it, the run is "miserable," but this hasn't stopped them from making it an annual event. (NCSU.edu)
A wanna-be crook in Florida proved he had his head up his butt -- by trying to rob a bank wearing a pair of underwear on top of his head ... but not over his face.
Eli Escalera made his way to a teller window with the shorts perched atop his skull and handed the clerk a note reading, "Give me what are 20s and 50s." The clerk, apparently a stickler for good grammar, asked Escalera what he was asking for, to which he replied "never mind" before fleeing.
The bank manager called cops, who apprehended Escalera after a briefs ... er, brief chase. Source: UPI
Randy Travis was arrested on suspicion of public intoxication in Sanger, Texas early Monday morning. According to Dallas's NBC affiliate, he was spotted outside the First Baptist Church with an open bottle of wine. Randy was booked into the Denton County jail at 1:30 a.m. Monday and was released several hours later. TMZ.com gives conflicting reports for the reason that Randy was drinking. He had been in a fight with his girlfriend and that he had been to a Super Bowl party.
Dierks Bentley's new album, Home, is in stores today. The project has already produced two hit singles -- "Am I the Only One" and "Home" -- and he says the album is a "great mix of who I am as a person and as a country singer." He also tells us there are songs that reflect his role as a father now.
Volume two of Waylon: The Music Inside -- A Collaboration Dedicated to Waylon Jennings is available today. The collection pairs some of the legends biggest hits with some of today's brightest country stars -- including Dierks Bentley, Montgomery Gentry, Justin Moore, Jack Ingram, Colt Ford, Pat Green and Josh Thompson.
EVEN THOUGH THE SUPERBOWL WAS AN AMAZING GAME SUNDAY, IT WAS TOM BRADY’S WIFE GISELE WHO STOLE THE SPOTLIGHT – AFTERWARDS, SHE RIPPED INTO TOM’S RECEIVERS FOR REPEATEDLY DROPPING HIS PASSES AT CRUNCH TIME
-- AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO BOARD AN ELEVATOR, GISELE TURNED TO A FRIEND AND SAID “MY HUSBAND CANNOT FU— KING (EFFING) THROW THE BALL AND CATCH THE BALL AT THE SAME TIME. I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY DROPPED THE BALL SO MANY TIMES” -- HER COMMENT WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE AND IS NOW ALL OVER THE INTERNET: “TMZ ON TV” SAID “TOM’S RECEIVERS HAD MORE DROPPED BALLS THAN A MIDDLE SCHOOL LOCKER ROOM”
-- TO BE FAIR, SHE WAS PROVOKED – ON HER WAY TO THE ELEVATOR, SHE WAS LOUDLY HECKLED BY GIANTS FANS, SCREAMING “ELI [MANNING] OWNS YOUR HUSBAND!” – STILL, THAT’S NO EXCUSE FOR VIOLATING THE NFL’s UNWRITTEN RULE: NEVER TRASH YOUR TEAMMATES – ALREADY, SHE’S BEING CALLED “YOKO BUNDCHEN” – ONE WRITER ON TMZ SAID “THE SADDEST PART WAS WHEN GISELE CONSOLED HIM AFTER THE GAME. TOM HAD HIS HEAD DOWN, SHE WAS SMOTHERING HIM WITH KISSES”
– BUT HARVEY LEVIN INTERRUPTED HIM & SAID “NO, THAT’S THE MOMENT YOU STOP FEELING BAD FOR HIM, WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT” – HE’S ABOUT TO FLY BACK TO CALIFORNIA WITH THE WORLD’S TOP MODEL, TO ENJOY THEIR NEW $31 MILLION MANSION – AT THAT POINT, THEIR VOICEOVER GUY SAID “SO, CONGRATULATIONS TOM BRADY FOR WINNING THE SUPERBOWL…OF LIFE”…
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Monday 2/6
Feb 6 2012 8:14AM
Posted 1 day 18 hrs 58 mins ago
A Pennsylvania man's plan for a smokin' first day of work was foiled by deputies who pulled him over for going more than 20 miles per hour over the speed limit -- then arrested him after finding both marijuana and meth in his car.
The trouble really started when one of the officers noticed a knife sticking out of Jeffrey Snavely's front pocket and attempted to remove it. He objected rather strenuously, and when tossed in the back of the cruiser, he began beating his head against the divider and telling officers they were "ruining his life."
Snavely also insisted the only reason he had the meth in the first place was to get "a boost of energy" for his first day on the new job.
An Arizona man got tangled in his own criminal web when he was caught shoplifting from a pet store -- by stuffing a pair of tarantulas down his pants.
Clerks at Reptiles and Reefs recognized Adam Hartman immediately, since he's a regular customer who'd even filled out an application to work at the exotic animal shop. They handed a surveillance tape over to cops, who hauled him in on misdemeanor theft charges.
HOWIE MANDEL: New York, 41-7. "Giants will mob the Patriots. I was just looking for a way to mention my show, Mobbed."
ALISON SWEENEY: New York, 23-21. "Since I was in New York when the Giants won on Sunday night in overtime, I'm going with the Giants. Hopefully, it'll be another close game since those are the most fun to watch."
ROSEANNE BARR: New York, 24-21.
DENNIS FARINA: New York, 33-29. "The Giants are on a roll and Tom Brady is a little hurt."
ANDREW DICE CLAY: New York, 31-21. "This is just my Brooklyn premonition. I don't follow sports that much, but I do like to watch the cheerleaders and you never know when you will ever get another wardrobe malfunction."
HALEY JOEL OSMENT: New York, 34-31. "It's just destined to be won at the last second by a field goal." [He has picked 11 of the last 12 Super Bowl winners.]
HOLLY MADISON: New York, 24-20. "First, I love New York and the Giants are on such a good roll right now that I don't want to mess with that."
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: New England, 31-24. "I can't pick against my neighbor, especially when he is playing at such a high level. Tom Brady will be the Super Bowl MVP."
SHERRI SHEPHERD: New England, 42-35. "New England Baby! Both teams have great offenses but Tom Brady is better under pressure. Eli Manning only has one Super Bowl win while Tom Brady has three (soon to be four)!"
JOEL MCHALE: "Broncos by 7. Even though they're not in the game, Denver will show up unannounced and beat both teams at once. That's right, 11 versus 22. (Broncos quarterback Tim) Tebow will throw a last-second Hail Mary pass while saying a Hail Mary. Mary will then catch the pass for a touchdown."
CLASSIC TV STARS FOR NEW YORK
DAWN WELLS, Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island: New York, 24-17. "There's nobody handsomer than Brady. But I kind of like Eli."
RUSSELL JOHNSON, the Professor on Gilligan's Island: New York, 17-14. "They seem to be so evenly matched. I'm going to go with Eli and the Giants."
TINA LOUISE, Ginger on Gilligan's Island: New York, 28-27.
JACLYN SMITH, Charlie's Angels: New York, 27-24. "If I didn't pick the Giants, my husband would be filing for divorce!"
CLASSIC TV STARS FOR NEW ENGLAND
FLORENCE HENDERSON, Carol Brady on The Brady Bunch: New England, 24-14. "They're a great team and I especially love Tom Brady."
BARRY WILLIAMS, Greg Brady on The Brady Bunch: New England, 31-17. "As the seventh and youngest Brady, Tom is a classic and a winner."
ADAM WEST, Batman: New England, 21-17. "It will be close and wrenching. Brady is on a record-breaking super roll. If his offensive line can keep up (its) great protection abilities, we know somebody's pattern and luck downfield could pile up points."
JERRY MATHERS, Beaver on Leave it to Beaver: New England, 38-31. "Tom Brady is looking to avenge that last loss. I think it will be high scoring, because defensively both (teams) are weak (in the secondary)."
POLITICAL PUNDITS
LOU DOBBS: New York, 34-24. "I think (Manning) and Brady are playing at about the same level, with an edge to Manning. Without (Patriots tight end Rob) Gronkowski, the Pats lose at least a touchdown of offense. Go Giants."
BILL O'REILLY: New York, 27-24. "The Giants will be able to disrupt Tom Brady's passing. The Pats can't run the ball. Eli Manning will hit a few deep passes."
KEITH OLBERMANN: New York, 27-17. "I was at (the Giants') last loss and saw two things: a) the Giant defense, especially the line, was humiliated by its own work versus Washington and vowed to never let it happen again. And b) Eli Manning can now pretty much put the ball to within a foot of where he wants it."
RACHEL MADDOW: New England, 31-27. "Because the Lesser Manning is lesser. Adorable, and with such tiny hands! But lesser."
WORLD OF SPORTS
YOGI BERRA: New York, 23-20. "Better defense should be the difference."
JOHN MCENROE: New York, 24-21.
MARK CUBAN: New York, 38-31.
DANICA PATRICK: New York, 34-31. "The Giants have been on a roll; confidence and momentum are important in any sport."
HULK HOGAN: New York, 24-17.
ARNOLD PALMER: New York, 28-17. "Eli Manning is feeling his oats. I think he will have a good game in the Super Bowl."
JACK NICKLAUS: New England, 31-28. "How many games have the Patriots lost? Three. How many games have the Giants lost? Seven. I realize the Giants are hot right now, but over the course of a season I think the Patriots have performed better and I like their body of work. Eli is a great quarterback and I am a big fan. It just so happens I root for the AFC, because I am a long-time Dolphins' fan."
DALE EARNHARDT JR.: New England. "The Redskins whooped the Giants twice so if they won it would make me feel good as a Redskins fan, but I think the Patriots will win, barely, by 3 or 4 points."
MUSICIANS
JOAN JETT: New York, 38-35. [She has picked the last six Super Bowl winners.]
VANILLA ICE: New England, 31-21. "I think the G-Men are playing great ball and could upset again, but I think the Pats are out for revenge from the last time they met and will do whatever it takes not to lose the Super Bowl a second time to the same team."
ANDY WILLIAMS: New England, 13-10. "I love Brady and (New England owner) Robert Kraft runs a great organization."
Country music and the Super Bowl go hand in hand. Last night, Darius Rucker played the Super Bowl Village in downtown Indianapolis. Tomorrow night, Carrie Underwood and Steve Tyler's Pepsi Super Bowl Jam performance airs on CMT Crossroads. And sure to tune in right before kickoff, when Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert sing "America the Beautiful."
And plenty of country stars have their opinions about the game itself:
Chris Young isn't a big follower of either the Giants or the Patriots, but if push comes to shove, he's going with the G-Men. He says, "I just think when the Giants' front four is healthy like that, they can drop everybody else back into coverage."
Lady Antebellum are pulling for the Giants. Actually, they're pulling for quarterback Eli Manning. Charles Kelley says, "He's come to a couple of shows, and so we are Giants fans on that night."
Dierks Bentley couldn't care less about who wins -- he's just hoping for a good game. He says, "I just want to see a game that isn't over by halftime. I want to see something that goes to the fourth quarter, maybe deeper."
Luke Bryan says spending time with his boys take precedence over football these days, but they'll still be getting together with friends to watch the game.
EVERYBODY’S EXCITED ABOUT SUPERBOWL 46 ON SUNDAY – BUT TOM BRADY’S WIFE, GISELE BUNDCHEN, WENT TOO FAR WHEN SHE SENT OUT AN E-MAIL TO FRIENDS & FAMILY, ASKING THEM TO PRAY FOR HER HUSBAND TO BEAT THE GIANTS – THE NEW YORK POST GOT THEIR HANDS ON IT AND SPLASHED IT ON THE FRONT PAGE – NOT SURPRISINGLY, THEY WEREN’T IMPRESSED, CALLING IT (QUOTE) “DISGUSTINGLY SAPPY” --
GISELE WROTE “MY SWEET FRIENDS & FAMILY, TOMMY NEEDS OUR PRAYERS, LOVE, AND SUPPORT. SUNDAY IS A REALLY IMPORTANT DAY IN MY HUSBAND’S LIFE. HE WORKED SO HARD TO GET TO THIS POINT AND NOW NEEDS US MORE THAN EVER TO SEND HIM POSITIVE ENERGY SO HE CAN FULFILL HIS DREAM OF WINNING THIS SUPER BOWL. SO I ASK ALL OF YOU TO JOIN ME AND PRAY FOR HIM, SO HE CAN FEEL CONFIDENT, HEALTHY AND STRONG. THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT. GISELE” (END QUOTE) – [WHO KNEW SHE CALLED HIM “TOMMY”?]
-- TOMMY & HIS TEAM ARE 3-POINT FAVORITES, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE LAST TIME THE 2 TEAMS MET (NOVEMBER 9th), THE GIANTS WON 20-14 – AND THE LAST TIME THEY PLAYED IN THE SUPERBOWL (IN 2008), TOMMY’S TEAM WAS FAVORED BY 14, ONLY TO LOSE 17-14 – BUT THE GIANTS AREN’T THE LEAST BIT WORRIED ABOUT BEING UNDERDOGS – IN FACT, ANNOUNCER CHRIS COLLINSWORTH (WHO’LL CALL THE GAME FOR NBC) HAS BEEN IN INDIANAPOLIS FOR THE PAST WEEK AND SAID “THE ONE THING THAT COULD HURT THE GIANTS IS THEIR OVER-CONFIDENCE. THEY BELIEVE THEY’RE BY FAR THE SUPERIOR TEAM, AND WILL STEAMROLL OVER THE PATRIOTS”
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Thursday 2/2
Feb 2 2012 6:01AM
Posted 5 days 21 hrs 11 mins ago
Snooki is still eating for one.
The Jersey Shore insists rumors that she's with child are untrue. But she's really angry over insinuations that she's gained weight. She said, "Why are people calling me fat? That's so rude!" Star magazine, which "broke" the pregnancy story, claims Snooki's been dropping clues online that she has a bun in the oven. In a January 25th post on her Facebook page, she wrote, "I feel sick." Then later tweeted, "Late night craving...yogurt hits the fricken spot!"
EA Sports, the company behind the popular Madden Football game, ran a full simulation of this year's Super Bowl and found that the New York Giants will win with a last-second field goal.
Now that everybody knows the outcome of the game, you have to wonder why the teams will even suit up, right?
Well, another very reliable source says that the New England Patriots are going to win ...
Beverly Hills celebrity numerologist Tania Gabrielle says that the stars are DEFINITLEY aligning for Tom Brady -- and he is certain to lead his team to victory.
If you add up the numbers in the date of the Super Bowl (2/5/2012), you get the number 12. Which is Tom's uniform number. And, the number of year's he's been in the league. And the combined Super Bowl appearances for the Patriots (7) and Giants (5).
With all this overwhelming evidence, it seems the New York Giants don't have a chance.
Unless, of course, you take another look at that Madden Football simulation.
SOMEDAY JOAN RIVERS WILL GET THE RESPECT SHE DESERVES FOR BEING THE “GODMOTHER” OF FEMALE STAND-UP COMICS – IT WAS A MAN’S WORLD BEFORE JOAN CAME ALONG – BUT SHE WAS TOUGHER & FUNNIER THAN THE GUYS SHE BROKE IN WITH, AND SHE’LL BE DOING IT TIL THE DAY SHE DIES
-- NOW SHE’S GOT A REALITY SHOW ON THE WE NETWORK (CO-STARRING HER DAUGHTER MELISSA) -- TUESDAY NIGHT, SHE WAS SO STRESSED OUT, A FRIEND CONVINCED HER TO VISIT A DOCTOR TO GET A PRESCRIPTION FOR MEDICAL MARIJUANA [A 2-MINUTE PROCESS IN CALIFORNIA] – AFTER SHE GOT IT, SHE WENT TO ONE OF THE HUNDREDS (MAYBE THOUSANDS) OF “MEDICAL MARIJUANA” CLINICS IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA -- SHE BOUGHT HERSELF SOME WEED AND A GIANT BONG AND SMOKED HER BRAINS OUT IN THE PARKING LOT – SHE GOT SO LOADED, SHE COULDN’T DRIVE HOME, HER FRIEND HAD TO TAKE THE WHEEL – IT WAS A LAUGH RIOT – SHE LATER ADMITTED IT WASN’T HER FIRST TIME – SHE SAID “IN CALIFORNIA, YOU JUST GO TO A DOCTOR AND SAY ‘I'M SAD’ AND HE SAYS ‘HERE’. IT'S AMAZING, I SMOKED IT AND JUST HAD THE GREATEST TIME”…
Tim McGraw and his old record label, Curb, may be at odds, but that didn't stop fans from making Emotional Traffic this week's top-selling. Tim says, "The most beautiful thing about this number-one debut, over the others, is that it was driven by the fans and their eagerness to finally have this music in their hands."
A court ordered Curb to release Tim from the label after ruling that he'd fulfilled the terms of his contract. Curb's position was that the music he submitted for Emotional Traffic didn't meet its guidelines for contemporary content.
A Minnesota man is cooling his heels after being arrested for driving drunk -- in the Zamboni he was operating at a local hockey rink.
The driver was tearing across the ice erratically between periods of a pee-wee league game, bouncing off the boards and driving folks away from front row seats. The coach of the home team called 911 after 25 minutes of the bizarre display, and the driver failed a field sobriety test.
The man has not been formally charged yet. He was convicted of drunken driving in 2002 and twice in 1999.
(HOUSTON, TEXAS) Houston Methodist Hospital has advice for the Super Bowl: Don’t forget to visit the bathroom. Sure, the commercials are entertaining, but they’re supposed to be a break in the action. An opportunity to relieve your bloated bladder.
Doctor Jeff Kalina says (quote) “During most sporting events people will get up and use the restroom during the commercials. However, most of the time the commercials are the best part of the Super Bowl. We have seen people who drink too much and fail to get up to use the bathroom. Then they arrive at the hospital and need a catheter put in to relieve themselves.”
(PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA) Mark Zuckerberg is about to become filthy rich. According to the Wall Street Journal, Facebook hopes to raise more than $5 billion dollars with its IPO (Initial Public Offering). To put that into perspective, Google raised “only” $2 billion dollars when it went public in 2004. When the stock price reaches $100 (Facebook hopes is soon), then Zuckerberg will be worth $28 billion. Making him, at the tender age of 27, the 9th wealthiest person in the United States. In fact, he’s become so rich that he’s already forfeited his annual salary. Mark told investors to give him a Facebook paycheck of just one buck.
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Wed.2/1
Feb 1 2012 6:24AM
Posted 6 days 20 hrs 48 mins ago
Jason Elia of Nashville had the perfect Super Bowl weekend planned with his girlfriend.
He bought two tickets to the big game and was going to surprise her with a marriage proposal during the game. His girlfriend was super excited about their trip.
But then, real life got in the way. Jason went to the doctor for some tests and was diagnosed with bladder cancer.
Fortunately he had the love and support of his girlfriend, right?
Wrong.
She dumped him.
That's right; she fed him a line about not being able to handle the stress of having a boyfriend with cancer and tossed him to the curb.
Adding insult to injury, she's demanding her Super Bowl tickets.
Jason says she calls him every day demanding the tickets, arguing that he bought them for her so she should have them.
Jason says there's no chance she's getting those tickets -- and is actually giving them away to one of his Twitter follows.
Oh, and since you care about him more than his heartless girlfriend, Jason's prognosis is pretty positive. (NBC Sports)
Other than being inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, there is no greater achievement for a player than to be a Super Bowl champion.
And, with that championship comes the Super Bowl ring.
During a recent interview, Super Bowl champion quarterbacks Troy Aikman, Roger Staubach and Jim Plunkett -- who have seven Super Bowl rings between them -- say that they rarely wear the ring.
Cops found Santa Ana Zuloaga-Campuzano passed out in his SUV surrounded by empty beer cans. He admitted he had consumed eight beers, three shots of tequila and three shots of cognac, but declined to take a breath test, saying, "What's the point, I know I'm drunk."
Shortly after being hauled in, the 30-year-old relieved himself on the floor, then treated officers to an air piano-accompanied song fest -- all while handcuffed.
An Ohio woman caused a hairy situation at a tax preparation office when she burst in and pulled a stick-up -- using a curling iron as her weapon.
Sonia Watson, who had come into the office for a consultation just a few days before, entered with a towel draped over the device and fled with a grand total of $280.
The branch manager told a local television station that he was shocked to be robbed by "a customer, where we have every piece of their information, their private information."
Sofia Vergara is the Most Desirable Woman in the world -- as far as the readership ofAskMen.com is concerned, that is.
The Modern Family star topped the site's annual poll, edging out model Kate Upton andRooney Mara, the star of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Last year's top hottie, Blake Lively, fell all the way to number-32 on this year's list.
AskMen.com's top 10 most desirable women:
1. Sofia Vergara 2. Kate Upton 3. Rooney Mara 4. Miranda Kerr 5. Nicki Minaj 6. Emma Stone 7. Scarlett Johansson 8. Kim Kardashian 9. Rihanna 10. Candice Swanepoel
Snooki and J-Woww are too hot for Hoboken.
That city's mayor, Dawn Zimmer, has denied a film permit request for a spinoff starring the two Jersey Shore stars. On the city's website, Zimmer wrote that the decision was made "based on protecting public safety and quality of life concerns for Hoboken residents."
And in a letter to the show's producers, she warned against trying to film without permits. Zimmer said, "Any attempts to film in a manner that is not permitted without a permit will be dealt with immediately and aggressively."
(MIAMI, FLORIDA) Last night, Republican Mitt Romney won the Florida primary. And tomorrow, he gets “Secret Service” protection, though he’s hire his own security detail for most of the time he’s been on the campaign trail.
A source in Washington DC told ABC News (quote) “The Secret Service is charged with protecting presidential candidates in addition to the president himself, and providing protection to a candidate before he secures a nomination has become fairly common.” (At the moment, there are no plans for the Secret Service to protect the other GOP candidates for President, including Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, and Rick Santorum).
Twitter appeared to get excited about the new development. They’ve been Tweeting suggestions for Romney’s “code name”. As an example, President Barack Obama is “Renegade”, George W Bush is “Trailblazer”, and Bill Clinton is “Eagle”. So what are the top ideas in the Twitterverse for Romney’s codename: Moneybags, The Fire Chief, Roboto, and Hair Apparent have been suggested.
And for those who know Romney’s “crate-gate” scandal (and it’s worth a Google search), they believe “Seamus” would be the best code name.
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Tuesday 1/31
Jan 31 2012 7:46AM
Posted 7 days 19 hrs 26 mins ago
TRADITIONALLY, VALENTINE’S DAY MEANS GUYS HAVE TO TAKE THEIR GIRLFRIENDS TO JENNIFER ANISTON “CHICK FLICKS” – SO REMEMBER THE NAME “THIS MEANS WAR” – IT STARS REESE WITHERSPOON, CHRIS PINE, AND TOM HARDY -- IN THE MOVIE, REESE PLAYS THE LOVE INTEREST FOR BOTH CHRIS AND TOM AS THEY ATTEMPT TO BLOW EACH OTHER APART TO WIN HER LOVE – WHEN THE STORYLINE WAS LEAKED, PEOPLE DOUBTED REESE WITHERSPOON COULD ACTUALLY INSPIRE THAT KIND OF LUST -- GOSSIP WRITER ELAINE LIU (loo) SAYS “INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, LAST WEEK WHEN MY HUSBAND & I WATCHED THE AD FOR THE MOVIE ON TV, MY HUSBAND, A MAN’S MAN TO THE CORE, HAD A STRONG REACTION TO THE SIGHT OF REESE. HE WAS LIKE ‘WHO’S THAT? SHE’S HOT” – WHEN TOLD IT WAS REESE, HE SAID “WHAT? FOR REAL? – HIS BEST FRIEND SAID “HOOK ME UP WITH THAT!” – ELAINE SAYS “IT SURPRISED ME. I DIDN’T THINK THE ‘MAKE REESE SEXY’ CAMPAIGN WAS WORKING. BUT AT THE END OF THE TRAILER WHEN THE PAINT BALL GUN GOES OFF, BOTH MY HUSBAND & HIS FRIEND WERE FALLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING. IT’S LIKE THEY WERE SAYING ‘HEY, DUDES ‘THIS MEANS WAR’ WILL WORK FOR BOTH OF YOU”…
You can still watch Sunday's Super Bowl if you'd like, but the game has already been played and a winner has been determined -- byMadden NFL '12. E-A Sports, as they've done every year since 2004, simulated Super Bowl 46 and it's the Giants beating the Patriots in a last-second field goal. So should you place your bets according to how Madden NFL '12 sees the game going? Well, the video game has been correct more than it's been incorrect, but it got last year's Super Bowl wrong and was wrong in Super Bowl 42 when it predicted the Patriots over the Giants.
The Kardashians have gone topless to sell jeans.
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney donned the denim -- and only denim -- in new ads for their Kardashian Kollection line of jeans for Sears. They will sell for $46.99 a pair -- the jeans, not the Kardashians.
How's this for a downgrade? Elisabetta Canalis has reportedly gone from George Clooney to JackassSteve-O. Rumors of their romance have been swirling for weeks and the two were spotted together at a West Hollywood hair salon over the weekend. Neither has confirmed if they're more than buds. (via TMZ)
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Monday 1/30
Jan 30 2012 6:45AM
Posted 8 days 20 hrs 27 mins ago
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(RUTGERS, NEW JERSEY) Beyonce is the primary subject for a new class to be taught at Rutgers University. The “Department of Women's and Gender Studies” added the course for the spring semester. It’s called “Politicizing Beyonce”.
Students will learn the career trajectory of Beyonce, and debate her alter ego Sasha Fierce. Ultimately, they’ll determine if Beyonce is in control of her image, or she’s being shaped by a male-dominated culture that can often objectify women.
Chris Young may want to listen to Pops more often. His dad wanted "You" as a single from the start. And though Chris loves the song too, he says, "It's my Dad's favorite song on the record, which is weird."
(SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA) President Barack Obama’s former Chrysler is up for grabs on eBay. However, the minimum bid is $1 million. Pretty steep, even for a low-mileage car with leather interior and sunroof. The 2005 Chrysler 300C would normally go for about $20,000. However, the current owner has run the title to prove the President once drove this Chrysler (back when he was still just a Senator). The auction ends in a couple of days. So far, there hasn’t been a single bidder.
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Friday 1/27
Jan 27 2012 6:17AM
Posted 11 days 20 hrs 55 mins ago
We've lost a Sweathog. Robert Hegyes, who played Epstein on Welcome Back Kotter, died from an apparent heart attack yesterday in New Jersey. He was 60.
The actor's brother said he'd suffered a heart attack several years ago and was not in good health. Robert's other acting credits include Cagney and Lacey, NewsRadio, Diagnosis Murderand The Drew Carey Show.
Hegyes along with his Kotter castmates -- John Travolta (Vinnie Barbarino), Gabe Kaplan,Laurence Hilton-Jacobs (Freddie "Boom-Boom" Percy Washington) and Ron Palillo (Horshack) -- reunited at the TV Land Awards last year to accept the 35th Anniversary Award.
A crook in North Carolina got himself smoked after he answered a cell phone call from a guy whose cell he'd just stolen -- and offered to sell it back, accompanied by a bag of weed!
Andrew Patrick Jones broke into the victim's car and stole two phones, a camera and some prescription drugs. When the owner of the merchandise called his own phone, Jones offered to set up a meeting to return the stuff "for a price," and even offered to throw in the pot as a bonus.
They agreed, but instead of going to the ATM, they headed to police, who arrested Jones on charges of breaking and entering a motor vehicle, larceny and misdemeanor marijuana possession
A British girl who was rushed to the hospital after collapsing at school was found to have overdosed -- on Chicken McNuggets!
17-year-old Stacey Irvine has eaten McNuggets every day for the past 15 years, and admits she's never touched fruit or greens -- a diet that resulted in her developing anemia and swollen veins in her tongue.
Despite the fact that she needed to be held in intensive care and given intravenous vitamins to counteract the damage, she's not about to nix the nuggets.
Stacey says, "I first tasted chicken nuggets when my mum took me to McDonald's when I was two. I loved them so much I just couldn't face even trying other foods. Mum gave up giving me anything else years ago."
The ACM Awards air live from Las Vegas on April 1st on CBS. --Tammy Ragusa Entertainer of the Year Jason Aldean
Kenny Chesney
Brad Paisley
Blake Shelton
Taylor Swift
Male Vocalist of the Year Jason Aldean
Kenny Chesney
Brad Paisley
Blake Shelton
Chris Young
Female Vocalist of the Year Sara Evans
Miranda Lambert
Martina McBride
Taylor Swift
Carrie Underwood
Group of the Year The Band Perry
Eli Young Band
Lady Antebellum
Rascal Flatts
Zac Brown Band
Vocal Duo of the Year Love and Theft
Montgomery Gentry
Steel Magnolia
Sugarland
Thompson Square
Vocal Event of the Year
"Country Boy" - Aaron Lewis and Charlie Daniels
"Don't You Wanna Stay" - Jason Aldean and Kelly Clarkson
"Old Alabama" - Brad Paisley and Alabama
"Remind Me" - Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood
"You and Tequila" - Kenny Chesney and Grace Potter
Video of the Year
"Tattoos On This Town" - Jason Aldean
"Homeboy" - Eric Church
"Red Solo Cup" - Toby Keith
"Just a Kiss" - Lady Antebellum
"Mean" - Taylor Swift
Album of the Year
Chief - Eric Church Four the Record - Miranda Lambert Hemingway's Whiskey - Kenny Chesney My Kinda Party - Jason Aldean Own the Night - Lady Antebellum
Single of the Year
"Crazy Girl" - Eli Young Band
"Don't You Wanna Stay" - Jason Aldean and Kelly Clarkson
"Red Solo Cup" - Toby Keith
"Tomorrow" - Chris Young
"You and Tequila" - Kenny Chesney and Grace Potter
Song of the Year (goes to songwriters)
"Crazy Girl" - Eli Young Band
"Home" - Dierks Bentley
"Just a Kiss" - Lady Antebellum
"Threaten Me With Heaven" - Vince Gill
"You and Tequila" - Kenny Chesney and Grace Potter
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Thursday 1/26
Jan 26 2012 5:42AM
Posted 12 days 21 hrs 30 mins ago
An Australian man who robbed a cop while butt naked pled not guilty and pinned the blame on someone else -- the stranger who was possessing his body at the time.
Paul Thompson allegedly threatened an off-duty police officer with a knife and stole his bag at a shopping mall before trying to swim to freedom. Officers in a police boat apprehended Thompson and brought him ashore after subduing him with pepper spray.
When arraigned the next day, he said he should be set free because someone else had decided to joy ride in his body and was programming him to do things against his will. He's currently on psychiatric hold.
President Obama flew into Phoenix yesterday and was greeted by Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, but it wasn't just another pleasant meet-and-greet on the tarmac for photographers.
Obama was upset about how he was depicted in Brewer's book and the two engaged in an intense conversation with Brewer raising her finger at the commander-in-chief at one point. The two have widely differing views on immigration.
Brewer later told reporters, "He was a little disturbed about my book, Scorpions for Breakfast." She also handed the president a letter requesting a meeting to discuss Arizona's economy. A While House spokesman said the book came up after Obama received the letter.
The White House spokesman said, "The president said he'd be glad to meet with her again, but did note that after their last meeting, a cordial discussion in the Oval Office, the governor inaccurately described the meeting in her book. The president looks forward to continuing taking steps to help Arizona's economy grow."
Source: Reuters
Seems everyone has been talking about Charlie Sheen -- even people on their deathbeds.
At an industry party convention Monday night, the former Two and a Half Men star related the story of a chance meeting in Los Angeles, "A woman says to me, 'My mother died in April.' I said, 'I'm sorry.' And she said, 'it's not about that. She's 97.' She says, 'She looked at me, and she's a fan of (my former) show, and she says, 'I hope that Sheen boy gets another job.' And died. I was her last words." SOURCE:USA Today
(SHERWOOD FOREST, VIRGINIA) The grandchildren of President John Tyler are still alive. Who? Tyler was the 10th President (during the
1840s — not a typo: 1840 and died at the time of the Civil War). Late in his life, President Tyler fathered a child in 1853 (or 160 years ago). When that son was in his 70s, he fathered two children (grandchildren of President Tyler who was born 220 years ago). Today, Lyon Tyler Junior is 88 and his brother Harrison Tyler is 84.
BACK IN 2010, TOM BRADY SIGNED A 4-YEAR CONTRACT EXTENSION WHICH GUARANTEES HIM $48.5 MILLION – BUT HE’S A PAUPER COMPARED TO HIS WIFE, GISELE BUNDCHEN – FORBES MAGAZINE SAYS SHE’LL BECOME THE WORLD’S FIRST BILLIONAIRE SUPERMODEL, ONCE HER NEW LINGERIE LINE GOES GLOBAL – SO, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THE COUPLE DOESN’T LIVE IN A 1-BEDROOM APARTMENT -- LAST MONTH, WORK WAS FINISHED ON THEIR NEW $31 MILLION DOLLAR MEGA-MANSION IN BRENTWOOD CALIFORNIA
-- NOT TO SAY IT’S BIG, BUT IT’S THE SIZE OF THREE FOOTBALL FIELDS – YESTERDAY, TMZ CALLED JENNIFER ANISTON’S NEW MANSION “SICK” – BUT YOU COULD FIT THREE OF THEM INSIDE OF TOM & GISELLE’S PLACE -- WHEN ASKED ABOUT IT, GISELE SAID “I SPEND HALF MY LIFE WORKING—OF COURSE I WANT A NICE HOUSE” – AND THEY’VE EARNED IT – GISELE’S BEEN THE WORLD’S HIGHEST-PAID MODEL FOR THE PAST 8 YEARS – AND IN TOM BRADY’S TEN SEASONS AS A STARTER, HE’S TAKEN HIS TEAM TO THE SUPERBOWL IN HALF OF THEM -- HE RETURNS NEXT MONTH (FEBRUARY 5th) FOR SUPERBOWL 46, WHICH’LL TAKE PLACE IN BEAUTIFUL, TROPICAL INDIANAPOLIS INDIANA.
new video from Montgomery Gentry...
THERE’S A MUST-READ INTERVIEW WITH BRAD PITT IN THE TRADE PAPER THE “HOLLYWOOD REPORTER” – AFTER ALL THE GOSSIP ABOUT BRAD POSSIBLY MARRYING ANGELINA, HERE’S SOMETHING STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH -- THIS IS BRAD TALKING ABOUT THE IDEA OF MARRIAGE:
-- HE SAYS (QUOTE) “WE’D ACTUALLY LIKE TO, AND IT SEEMS TO MEAN MORE AND MORE TO OUR KIDS. WE MADE THIS DECLARATION SOME TIME AGO THAT WE WEREN'T GOING TO DO IT TIL EVERYONE COULD. BUT I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE ABLE TO HOLD OUT. IT MEANS SO MUCH TO THE KIDS, AND IT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME, TOO, TO MAKE THAT KIND OF COMMITMENT” (END QUOTE)
-- A BRAD & ANGELINA WEDDING COULD BE THE PERFECT CURE FOR ALL THE DEPRESSING CELEBRITY SPLITS 2012 HAS DUMPED ON THE WORLD…
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Wed. 1/25
Jan 25 2012 5:46AM
Posted 13 days 21 hrs 26 mins ago
Cropped, pixied, faux-hawked, or shaved, many girls like to rock a short 'do.
But some people can be less than nice when it comes to commenting on women with short hair styles.
Here is a list of things you never want to say to a woman with short hair:
"Whoa, so what does your boyfriend think? He actually let you do that?"
"You wouldn't be so cold if you grew your hair. You lose most of your heat through your head."
"I'd love to do that with my hair, but guys don't really like chicks with short hair."
"Are you a lesbian?"
"Did you have cancer?"
Yep, there's no shortage of stupid things people say. (The Stir)
An 82-year-old Alaska man is recovering from a run in with a moose, after he was saved by his 85-year-old wife, who beat the beast off with a shovel.
Bush pilot George Murphy is recovering in the hospital after suffering seven broken ribs and cuts to his head and left leg in the attack. Dorothea Taylor, his five-foot tall, 97-pound wife, was not hurt in the confrontation, which occurred Friday morning as the couple walked their two golden retrievers at a local airport.
When the moose started to charge George Murphy, he dove into the deep snow, since there were no trees to take cover behind. Yet the moose still stomped on him. Dorothea initially thought it was attacking one of the couple's dogs, and when the moose started at her, she grabbed a shovel from the couple's truck and gave it a whack in the head before the moose was chased away by one of the dogs.
Source: USA Today
A final track listing has been released for the upcoming Lionel Richie country duets project, Tuskegee, which will hit store shelves March 27th. In addition to stars like Blake Shelton, Jason Aldaen and Kenny Chesney who appear on the album, artists like The Band Perry, Lady Antebellum and Martina McBride will perform more of his hits on Lionel Richie and Friends In Concert. The CBS special tapes April 2nd in Las Vegas. --Tammy Ragusa Tuskeegee track listing:
"You Are" -- Blake Shelton
"Say You, Say Me" -- Jason Aldean
"Stuck On You" -- Darius Rucker
"Deep River Woman" -- Little Big Town
"My Love" -- Kenny Chesney
"Dancing On the Ceiling" -- Rascal Flatts
"Hello" -- Jennifer Nettles
"Sail On" -- Tim McGraw
"Endless Love" -- Shania Twain
"Just For You" -- Billy Currington
"Lady" -- Kenny Rogers
"Easy" -- Willie Nelson
"All Night Long" -- Jimmy Buffet
DEMI MOORE IS WAKING UP THIS MORNING IN A REHAB CLINIC -- MONDAY NIGHT, SHE WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL IN AN AMBULANCE FOR “ISSUES RELATED TO SUBSTANCE ABUSE”
-- TMZ BROKE THE STORY – PARAMEDICS SHOWED UP AT HER HOUSE AFTER SOMEONE CALLED 911 -- THEY CHECKED HER OUT FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES AND DECIDED TO TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL -- SHE WAS THERE OVERNIGHT AND HAS NOW BEEN MOVED TO A “FACILITY” TO GET MORE HELP
-- HER PUBLICIST TOLD TMZ “DUE TO THE STRESS IN HER LIFE, DEMI HAS CHOSEN TO SEEK PROFESSIONAL ASSISTANCE TO TREAT HER EXHAUSTION AND IMPROVE HER OVERALL HEALTH” (END QUOTE)
-- PEOPLE WERE ROLLING THEIR EYES WHEN THEY HEARD THE WORD “EXHAUSTION”
-- ONE INSIDER SAID “CAN WE PLEASE RETIRE THAT WORD FROM THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FOREVER? WHY NOT JUST OWN UP TO WHATEVER IT WAS SHE WAS ON AND GET IT OVER WITH?”
-- ANOTHER SOURCE SAID “LOOK, EVERYBODY WHO WORKS HARD GETS EXHAUSTED” – EXCEPT SHE HARDLY EVEN WORKS, SHE MAINLY GOES SHOPPING – IN THE REAL WORLD, PEOPLE WHO ARE EXHAUSTED GO TO SLEEP – THEY AREN’T RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL
-- STILL ANOTHER SOURCE SAID “WHILE DEMI IS DRYING OUT, I HOPE SHE HAS A MOMENT OF CLARITY AND REALIZES SHE'S STILL TORN UP OVER THE LOSS OF ‘KELSO’ FROM ‘THAT 70s SHOW’. IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A MELTDOWN, AT LEAST HAVE IT OVER SOMEONE WHO’S WORTH IT”…
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Tuesday 1/24
Jan 24 2012 6:12AM
Posted 14 days 21 hrs ago
(WORCESTER, ENGLAND) Three nightclubs have banned a woman because she is (quote) “too old to wear skimpy outfits”. However, 28-year-old Lisa Woodman disputes she’s “too old” for her stylish wardrobe, which is a cross between streetwalker attire and 80s porn star chic. Basically, she dresses like a classless tramp in low-cut tops, short skirts, and knee-length boots. Woodman doesn’t own a bra for her size 36-Double-D chest.
The bouncers at the only three nightclubs in town (named Mode, Velvet, and Tramps) won’t allow Woodman to enter. You know it has to be bad when a club named “Tramps” bans a tramp.
We now know the New York Giants will be squaring off against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 46.
If you're not a Giant fan or a Patriot fan, you probably don't care -- and are just hoping for a good game. It would be a nice bonus if there were some good sideline shots of the cheerleaders.
So, while we know the Giants and the Patriots are the best two teams, there's certainly a healthy debate about which teams have the best cheerleading squads.
According to CNBC's sports business reporter Darren Rovell, here's a rundown of the top five cheerleading squads in the NFL. And, in case you're wondering, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are NOT number one ...
5. Denver Broncos 4. Houston Texans 3. Miami Dolphins 2. Dallas Cowboys 1. New England Patriots (CNBC)
Joe Paterno, the legendary but disgraced former Penn State football coach will be remembered over the next few days at the university that fired him.
A public viewing will be held from 1 to 11 p.m. today at the Pasquerilla Spiritual Center on the Penn State campus, with a second viewing from 8 a.m. to noon tomorrow.
A private funeral is set for 2 p.m. tomorrow with a memorial service at 2 p.m. Thursday in the Jordan Center basketball arena, near Beaver Stadium.
The controversial Westboro Baptist Church has plans to protest the funeral to promote their anti-homosexual agenda.
Paterno was fired after he failed to contact police about the alleged sexual abuse of young boys by his assistant coach Jerry Sandusky. He died Sunday at the age of 85 from lung cancer.
Source: The Washington Post
GOOD NEWS FOR BRITNEY SPEARS – SHE’S GOING TO FINALLY REGAIN CONTROL OF HER LIFE & HER MONEY -- HER FATHER JAMIE HAS BEEN IN CHARGE OF HER AFFAIRS FOR ALMOST 4 YEARS AFTER HER LIFE SPIRALED OUT OF CONTROL IN 2007
-- AT THE HEIGHT OF HER PROBLEMS, BRITNEY LOST CUSTODY OF HER 2 SONS, SEAN PRESTON, NOW 6, AND JAYDEN JAMES, NOW 5, FOR MORE THAN A YEAR – THAT’S WHAT CAUSED HER NOTORIOUS TANTRUM OUTSIDE KEVIN FEDERLINE'S HOME -- A SHAVEN-HEADED BRITNEY WAS ATTACKING HIS CAR WITH AN UMBRELLA -- BUT BRITNEY, NOW 30, HAS PUT HER TWO FAILED MARRIAGES BEHIND HER, REGAINED CUSTODY OF HER SONS AND MOVED ON IN HER LIFE WITH HER FORMER AGENT JASON
-- A SOURCE TELLS THE LONDON EXPRESS “HER DAD PLANS TO GO TO COURT NEXT MONTH TO DEMAND A JUDGE RESCIND THE ORDER. HE WANTS BRITNEY TO BE A FREE WOMAN IN EVERY SENSE WHEN SHE GETS MARRIED”
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Monday 1/23
Jan 23 2012 6:42AM
Posted 15 days 20 hrs 30 mins ago
A Florida man tried to dodge his federal tax payment by claiming a big-time change of address -- to "the kingdom of heaven."
Russell Gentile wasn't claiming to be dead, simply saying he actually lived behind the pearly gates, which absolved him from paying taxes to a mere earth government. He sent the IRS a nasty letter saying they had acted beyond their jurisdiction by pursuing him and said he'd "been as polite and patient as [he] could be."
A judge heard the heaven story and essentially told him to go to hell -- setting a court hearing for Valentine's Day.
A Wisconsin man didn't have a ghost of a chance of getting police to believe his story about domestic violence charges brought by his wife -- namely that a ghost was responsible for attacking her.
Michael West made the spirited defense after cops arrived at his home in response to an emergency call. The victim had said that the couple was fighting over an imminent foreclosure, and that West dared her to call 911 if she wanted to stop the argument from escalating. When she did, he flipped out.
The officers on scene said that West told them "a ghost" was responsible for the woman's distress, and noted he was visibly intoxicated at the time of the bust.
George Lucas has vowed never to make another Star Wars movie -- and it's all because he's fed up with fans who criticize the prequels and gripe about the changes he made to the original trilogy.
In an interview with The New York Times magazine, Lucas says, "Why would I make any when everybody yells at you all the time and says what a terrible person you are?"
But that doesn't mean he's done messing with the old Star Wars movies. All six flicks are returning to theaters in 3-D versions -- starting with The Phantom Menace next month.
The Underworld movies still have some bite at the box office. The fourth installment in the vampires-versus-werewolves franchise, Underworld Awakening, was number-one in its debut weekend with $25.4 million.
Red Tails, the Tuskegee Airmen flick produced by George Lucas, opened strong, soaring into second with $19.1 million.
Last week's top film, Contraband, dropped to third with $12.2 million.
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close was fourth with $10.5 million after going into wide release.
The actioner Haywire, starring MMA fighter Gina Carano, debuted in fifth with $9 million.
Music, DVDs and Blu-Rays on Sale Tomorrow
· INGRID MICHAELSON-- HUMAN AGAIN
· KELLIE PICKLER-- 100 PROOF
· GRAFITTI6-- COLOURS
· LACUNA COIL-- DARK ADRENALINE
· TIM McGRAW-- EMOTIONAL TRAFFIC
· REAL STEEL--Hugh Jackman, Dakota Goyo, Evangeline Lilly, Anthony Mackie, Kevin Durand and Hope Davis. 2 Hours and 7 Minutes. Rated PG-13.
· 50/50-- Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen, Anna Kendrick, Bryce Dallas Howard and Anjelica Huston. 1 Hour and 42 Minutes. Rated R.
· RESTLESS--Mia Wasikowska and Henry Hopper. 1 Hour and 31 Minutes. PG-13.
Movies Which Open This Coming Weekend
ALL REVIEWS FROM ‘DAILY VARIETY’ AND ‘THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER’
· MAN ON A LEDGE-- (3200 Screens) Sam Worthington, Elizabeth Banks, Jamie Bell, Ed Harris, Edward Burns, Anthony Mackie and Kyra Sedgwick. 1 Hour and 42 Minutes. Rated PG-13.
· ONE FOR THE MONEY-- (2700 Screens) Katherine Heigl, Jason O'Mara, Daniel Sunjata, Sherri Shepherd, John Leguizamo and Debbie Reynolds. 1 Hour and 46 Minutes. Rated PG-13.
· THE GREY-- (3000 Screens) “A MAN’S-MAN OF A GENRE FILM THAT WILL SATISFY THE ACTION AUDIENCE.” Liam Neeson, Dermot Mulroney, Frank Grillo, Dallas Roberts, James Badge Dale and Joe Anderson. 1 Hour and 57 Minutes. Rated R.
· THE DESCENDANTS-- (Expands to 900 Screens) “ALEXANDER PAYNE, THE DIRECTOR OF ‘SIDEWAYS’, HAS MADE HIS BEST FILM. GEORGE CLOONEY IS IN TOP ACTING FORM AND GENERATING OSCAR BUZZ.” George Clooney, Shailene Woodley, Judy Greer, Matthew Lillard. 1 Hour and 50 Minutes. Rated R.
Brad Paisley's Virtual Reality tour will be just a couple of players shy of a baseball lineup when it hits Chicago's Wrigley Field on June 9th. Joining him for this special tour stop are Chris Young, Jerrod Niemann, The Band Perry and Miranda Lambert.This will be the second time that the historic stadium has hosted a country music concert. In 2009, Rascal Flatts played the Friendly Confines.
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Tuesday 1/17
Jan 17 2012 6:44AM
Posted 21 days 20 hrs 28 mins ago
(WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA) “Teen Mom” star Jenelle Evans had better hope there’s a TV in jail. She spent last night in lock-up. Jenelle was arrested for the second time in as many weeks for violating her probation. Last time it was for harassing an ex-roommate. Over the weekend, she violated a restraining order. Details are sketchy, but it appears she spent the long weekend at the shooting range, following a hook-up in church. She blurted out her travels on Facebook. First about going to church with Gary, then how he took her to shoot guns (quote) “Lol oh god I’m becoming southern”. (end quote)
Music, DVDs and Blu-Rays on Sale Today
·MARTINA McBRIDE-- HITS AND MORE
·KATHLEEN EDWARDS-- VOYAGEUR
·DUKE SPIRIT-- BRUISER
·VARIOUS ARTISTS-- KIDZ BOP #20
·50/50-- Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen, Anna Kendrick, Bryce Dallas Howard and Anjelica Huston. 1 Hour and 42 Minutes. Rated R.
·COURAGEOUS-- Alex Kendrick, Ken Bevel, Kevin Downes and Tony Stallings. 1 Hour and 41 Minutes. Rated PG-13.
·ABDUCTION-- Taylor Lautner. 1 Hour and 46 Minutes. Rated PG-13.
·THE IDES OF MARCH-- George Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Giamatti, Marisa Tomei, Evan Rachel Wood. 1 Hour & 42 Minutes. Rated R.
·BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR-- Nick Swardson, Stephen Dorff, Don Johnson and Christina Ricci. 1 Hour and 35 Minutes. Rated R.
·DIRTY GIRL-- Juno Temple, Jeremy Dozier, Milla Jovovich, William H Macy, Mary Steenburgen, Dwight Yoakam and Tim McGraw. 1 Hour and 39 Minutes. Rated R.
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Monday 1/16
Jan 16 2012 6:18AM
Posted 22 days 20 hrs 54 mins ago
Carrie Underwood surprised Brad Paisley on the opening night of his tour last Thursday to sing their duet, "Remind Me." Well, sort of. Brad's duet partner was indeed Carrie, but by way of a hologram.
Once you get past the getting to know you part of a relationship and you enter into the comfort zone, it's easy to get caught in a dinner and a DVD cuddle on the couch rut. Spice things up with these creative date ideas:
Go to a vineyard for a wine tasting
Take a language or art class together
Spend a day at a local amusement park
Pamper yourself with a couples spa getaway
Book a room at a local hotel or B and B for one romantic night away (Cosmo)
Nobody tells the truth all time. Everybody lies at some time.
As wonderful as women can be, they too, lie. A lot. Especially to men.
Four teams remain on the road to the Super Bowl after this weekend's games.
In the most exciting game of the weekend, the San Francisco 49ers upset the New Orleans Saints with quarterback Alex Smithhitting Vernon Davis with a 14-yard touchdown pass in the final seconds to give the Niners a 36-32 win.
They'll meet the New York Giants on Sunday for the NFC Championship after the Giants pulled off their own upset of reigning Super Bowl champions the Green Bay Packers. Eli Manning threw three touchdown passes in the 37-20 win.
In the AFC, Tom Brady and the New England Patriots did away with Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos on Saturday 45-10. Brady threw a total of six touchdown passes, five in the first half alone.
The Pats will meet the Baltimore Ravens in the AFC Championship Game on Sunday. The Ravens advanced after beating the Houston Texans 20-13 thanks to the tough defense of Ray Lewis and Ed Reed, who forced four Houston turnovers.
Contraband made off with the weekend box office. The Mark Wahlberg action flick earned $24.1 million in its debut.
The 3-D version of Disney's Beauty and the Beast was second with $18.5 million. The movie, originally released in 1991, made $146 million during its 2-D run.
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol dropped from second to third with $11.5 million. The Tom Cruise sequel has banked $187.7 million in five weeks.
The Dolly Parton - Queen Latifah comedy Joyful Noise opened in fourth with $11.3 million.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows went from third to fifth with $8.4 million. The sequel has earned $170 million in five weeks.
The horror flick The Devil Inside plummeted from first to sixth with $7.9 million -- a 77-percent drop from its opening weekend.
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Friday 1/13
Jan 13 2012 6:45AM
Posted 25 days 20 hrs 27 mins ago
LINDSAY LORAN IS DESPERATE TO REVIVE HER FAILING CAREER, AND
SHE THINKS HER MOM (AND MANAGER) DINA
JUST DOESN'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES -- NOW, AFTER A HUGE BLOWUP BETWEEN THE TWO, LINDSAY IS ABOUT TO CUT DINA OUT OF HER BUSINESS DEALINGS ENTIRELY
-- A SOURCE TELLS STAR MAGAZINE “LINDSAY FEELS STRONGLY THAT SHE WANTS TO DISTANCE HERSELF FROM HER FAMILY DRAMA, AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT IS DUMP HER MOM AS HER MANAGER. IT'S TYPICAL OF LINDSAY TO BLAME EVERYONE ELSE FOR HER PROBLEMS, BUT IN THIS CASE, SHE MIGHT BE RIGHT”
-- LINDSAY FIRST STARTED TO HAVE DOUBTS IN THE WAKE OF HER PLAYBOY LAYOUT – ACCORDING TO THE SAME SOURCE "SHE THOUGHT MOVIE
OFFERS WOULD COME POURING IN, BUT NOTHING’S HAPPENED. LINDSAY HAS MOUNTING DEBTS, AND SHE'S FREAKING OUT. SHE NEEDS TO DO
SOMETHING DRASTIC”
-- SO SHE TOLD DINA SHE WAS LOOKING FOR OTHER MANAGERS EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
-- THE SOURCE SAYS "SHE TRULY WANTS TO BE A RESPECTED ACTRESS, AND SHE'S STARTING TO REALIZE THAT, IN ORDER FOR HER DREAMS TO COME TRUE, SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE HANDLING HER CAREER”…
Hulk Hogan plans to shave off his iconic mustache -- and at least one person thinks the move will have dire consequences.
Dr. Aaron Perlut, chairman of the American Mustache Institute, tells TMZ he's upset with the plan because the Hulkster is "seen as a longtime leading figure in the sexually dynamic Mustached American community."
Perlut adds, "Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth -- as is written in biblical texts -- but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience."
Hogan says he's cleaning up his face to help him land some acting gigs.
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Thursday 1/12
Jan 12 2012 6:46AM
Posted 26 days 20 hrs 26 mins ago
Jessica Simpson has been reaching back to her childhood with her pregnancy cravings.
The star tells Extra, "I had a buttered Pop Tart this morning. I'm eating a lot of stuff that I ate in my childhood. Kraft Mac n' Cheese, Pop Tarts, Cap'n Crunch. Everything's filled with sugar."
But Jess adds that she's not afraid to "give in to my cravings. I'm like, 'Yeah, I can do it. We'll worry about the rest afterwards.'" Given that Jessica has said her goal is to haveJessica Alba's post-pregnancy body, she's going to have her work cut out for her.
WILLIAM SHATNER GETTING ONE-MAN SHOW
William Shatner is boldly going where he's gone before -- Broadway
The Star Trek legend will star in a one-man show called Shatner's World: We Just Live in It. Previews begin February 14th and it runs until March 4th. Producers say, "The two-hour show will take audiences on a voyage through Shatner's life and career, from Shakespearean stage actor to internationally known icon and raconteur."
Shatner was last appeared on Broadway in 1961.
There's been a lot of hype for the movies that are going to be released this year. Some of the most anticipated are:
The Amazing Spiderman: Emma Stone stars opposite newcomer Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker. It opens July 4th weekend.
The Avengers: The superhero craze continues with the May blockbuster release. If you were a fan of Thor and Captain America this is a most see -- since both heroes will be in the film together.
Breaking Dawn Part II: Twilight fans everywhere will be flocking to the theaters to see the final installment of the series, which is due out in November.
The Great Gatsby: It stars Leonardo Dicaprio and, believe it or not, is in 3D.
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey: Finally! Lord of The Rings fans will be able to go back to the shire! This much talked about prequel will be out in December.
The Hunger Games: Fans of the Suzanna Collin's trilogy will get the first movie installment in March -- this movie is going to be Twilight big.
The Dark Knight Rises: The final Batman movie starring Christian Bale and Anne Hathaway as Catwoman is sure to draw huge crowds.
FAVORITE MOVIE Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
FAVORITE MOVIE ACTOR Johnny Depp
FAVORITE MOVIE ACTRESS Emma Stone
FAVORITE MOVIE ICON Morgan Freeman
FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE STAR Hugh Jackman
FAVORITE DRAMA MOVIE Water for Elephants
FAVORITE COMEDY MOVIE Bridesmaids
FAVORITE COMEDIC MOVIE ACTOR Adam Sandler
FAVORITE COMEDIC MOVIE ACTRESS Emma Stone
FAVORITE MOVIE STAR UNDER 25 Chloe Moretz
FAVORITE ENSEMBLE MOVIE CAST Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
FAVORITE ANIMATED MOVIE VOICE Johnny Depp as Rango, Rango
FAVORITE MOVIE SUPERHERO Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern
FAVORITE BOOK ADAPTATION Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
FAVORITE NETWORK TV DRAMA Supernatural
FAVORITE TV DRAMA ACTOR Nathan Fillion, Castle
FAVORITE TV DRAMA ACTRESS Nina Dobrev, The Vampire Diaries
FAVORITE CABLE TV DRAMA Pretty Little Liars
FAVORITE NETWORK TV COMEDY How I Met Your Mother
FAVORITE TV COMEDY ACTOR Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother
FAVORITE TV COMEDY ACTRESS Lea Michele, Glee
FAVORITE CABLE TV COMEDY Hot In Cleveland
FAVORITE TV COMPETITION SHOW American Idol
FAVORITE TV CRIME DRAMA Castle
FAVORITE SCI-FI/FANTASY SHOW Supernatural
FAVORITE DAYTIME TV HOST Ellen DeGeneres, The Ellen DeGeneres Show
FAVORITE LATE NIGHT TV HOST Jimmy Fallon, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
FAVORITE TV GUEST STAR Katy Perry, How I Met Your Mother
FAVORITE TV CELEBREALITY STAR Kim Kardashian
FAVORITE NEW TV DRAMA Person of Interest
FAVORITE NEW TV COMEDY 2 Broke Girls
FAVORITE MALE ARTIST Bruno Mars
FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST Katy Perry
FAVORITE SONG OF THE YEAR "E.T.," Katy Perry featuring Kanye West
FAVORITE ALBUM OF THE YEAR Born This Way, Lady Gaga
FAVORITE POP ARTIST Demi Lovato
FAVORITE HIP HOP ARTIST Eminem
FAVORITE R&B ARTIST Rihanna
FAVORITE BAND Maroon 5
FAVORITE COUNTRY ARTIST Taylor Swift
FAVORITE MUSIC VIDEO "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)," Katy Perry
FAVORITE TOUR HEADLINER Katy Perry
Kelli & Roadkill Bill Morning Blog Wed. 1/11
Jan 11 2012 6:45AM
Posted 27 days 20 hrs 27 mins ago
Reba McEntire and Blake Shelton will host the 47th annual Academy of Country Music Awards on April 1st, live from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. This will be the second time Blake has partnered with Reba to host the show. Throughout the awards show, the action will cut away to Vegas's Mandalay Bay Events Center where the Zac Brown Band will be headlining the second annual Fan Jam.
Nominees and performers for both shows will be announced in the next few weeks
Blake Shelton is showing up in two unlikely places -- in women's magazines Redbook and Cosmopolitan.
The cover boy for the February issue of Redbook, Blake reveals what traits make a good husband. He says, "I think you have to be willing to take a bullet for somebody if you're going to stand up there, take your vows and be married to them for the rest of your life."
One of Cosmo's Fun Fearless Males of 2012, Blake shares what attracts him to a woman. He says, "A woman who is not insecure gets me. I understand it's got to be tough to be a girl. But a woman who doesn't give a crap if I notice her? That drives me crazy." -
An Iowa man was hauled in by cops after he went ape and robbed a convenience store, then assaulted one of the officers with a stuffed monkey that was part of the heist.
Preston James Phipps was causing a ruckus behind the store's counter, which prompted the clerk to phone police -- who arrived as he was leaving the premises with two stuffed animals. The deputies say Phipps was calm at first, but quickly flipped out, hitting one of them in the face with one of the fluffy toys.
A store employee said that when she asked him what he was doing behind the counter, Phipps replied, "Don't you worry about it. I'm going back to prison anyway."
(LONDON, ENGLAND) A survey of families with dogs show that, on average, the pet causes three family fights per week. Though a dog is man’s best friend, he can become a family’s worst nightmare. As one pet owner said (quote) “Owning a dog is not dissimilar to having a baby. Round the clock care and responsibility throughout a dog’s life can become tiresome.” The most common fights over the dog:
Who should walk the dog and/or clean up its messes in the house
Letting the dog onto the sofa
Whether the dog should be allowed to sleep in bed
Her shoes ruined after being chewed
Three California teenagers have some serious trouble on tap after they stole a few six packs of beer from a convenience store -- and tried to cover their tracks by returning to snatch the surveillance tape showing the crime.
The three drunk-a-teers polished off their stolen suds in less than half an hour, then realized they might wind up in the can for the deed. They retraced their wobbly steps and approached the clerk demanding he hand over the tape -- and when he fought back, one pulled a knife, inflicting a minor wound.
They'd have likely gotten away with just a warning for the shoplifting offense, but now face serious time on charges of assault with a deadly weapon.
Rodney Atkins, Randy Travis, Ronnie Milsap and Ashton Shepherd are among the stars taking part in a PBS series paying tribute to the music mentioned in the popular book series Little House on the Prairie. The program will air in June, during the network's annual pledge drive. -- Rosemary Young
Rascal Flatts were on the field going out for passes with Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow just hours before the big game on Sunday. The guys, who happen to be Tim's favorite group, sang the national anthem prior to Broncos' big playoff win over the Pittsburgh Steelers.
While some country stars pastimes include playing golf or hunting, Ronnie Dunn's hobby of choice is a bit more high-brow -- he collects Russian art.According to NashvilleArts.com, he has a collection on the walls of his home that would be the envy of most museums. He says, "If it were music, it feels like owning an original Beethoven or an original Mozart." Ronnie's passion has led him to help found the first museum of Russian art in St. Paul, Minnesota.
AFTER 14 YEARS AND TWO CHILDREN TOGETHER, IT APPEARS TO BE ALL OVER FOR JOHNNY DEPP AND HIS GIRLFRIEND VANESSA PARADIS – GOSSIP MAGAZINES IN EUROPE ARE ALL OVER THIS STORY AND HAVE BEEN SINCE EARLY LAST YEAR – SUPPOSEDLY, DEPP AND VANESSA ARE BOTH HARD-HEADED AND STUBBORN – IF COMPROMISE IS WHAT HOLDS A RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER, THIS ONE’S DOWN TO ITS FINAL FEW MONTHS -- DEPP IS REPORTEDLY SEEKING LEGAL ADVICE TO MAINTAIN THE BULK OF HIS BILLION DOLLAR FORTUNE – WHILE THERE’S NOTHING HE WOULDN’T GIVE HIS CHILDREN, HIS GIRLFRIEND MAY BE ANOTHER STORY
-- MEANWHILE, DEPP MAY HAVE HIS EYE ON ANOTHER WOMAN, ONE THAT’S CLOSE TO HOME: HIS SEXY PERSONAL PUBLICIST ROBIN BAUM – THEY’VE BEEN FREQUENTLY SEEN TOGETHER ON THE COVER OF FRANCE’S #1 GOSSIP MAGAZINE – AS HIS PUBLICIST, SHE’S IN A PERFECT POSITION TO SAY SHE’S JUST DOING HER JOB – BUT RECENT PHOTOS SHOW HER TO BE ENJOYING THAT JOB SO MUCH SHE’D PROBABLY DO IT FOR FREE
-- DEPP WAS MARRIED BRIEFLY IN THE EARLY 80s TO MAKE-UP ARTIST LORI ANNE ALLISON BEFORE HIS HIGH-PROFILE ROMANCES WITH ACTRESS WINONA RYDER AND SUPERMODEL KATE MOSS – BUT HE’S BEEN WITH VANESSA SINCE 1998 -- SPEAKING ABOUT THEIR FIRST MEETING IN AN INTERVIEW LAST YEAR, DEPP SAID “SHE WAS WEARING A DRESS CUT LOW IN THE BACK. THEN SHE TURNED AROUND & I SAW THOSE EYES, AND—BOOM! MY LIFE AS A SINGLE MAN WAS DONE”…
Charlie Sheen has made a big announcement -- he's no longer a lunatic.
The actor, who was promoting his new sitcom Anger Management at the FOX all-star party for TV critics Sunday, said, "I'm not crazy any more. That was an episode." He added, "I think I'm a different person than I was yesterday. Everything is a lot more mellow and focused and much more rooted in reality."
That can't be said for his Two and a Half Men replacement, Ashton Kutcher, who has picked up in the tabloids where Charlie left off. Yesterday at Fox's TCA Panel, Sheen said, "Do you think [that's] intentional? Was it a plan of his? I was kind of impressed... I thought, 'Hey, man, make it colorful!'"
Anger Management is expected to premiere in June on FOX's cable sister channel FX.
Kellie Pickler will host a different type of fashion show -- Unleashed: Dinner With Your Dog takes place January 21st at Nashville's Hutton Hotel. The event includes cocktails, dinner with your dog and a canine fashion show.
(MADISON, WISCONSIN) The mug shot of the week goes to the man who goes by the name Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. That’s his legal name, even though his parents called him Jeffrey Wilschke. Jeffrey, who is 30 years old, changed it to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.
Would it surprise you to learn that Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested for drinking and drug offenses? He was arrested last week for violating his probation. He was caught with a knife and marijuana. Spokesperson Howard Payne side the Police Department has dealt before with Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. He’s got an unforgettable name.
Funny montage of anchors pronouncing Beezow.notlong.com (via Jimmy Kimmel)
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(MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA) A near-tragedy was captured on camera: A 22-year-old Australian girl went bungee jumping and the cord snapped. Erin Langworthy plummeted hundreds of feet (more than 30 stories) into a “crocodile-infested African river”. She survived, and tried to swim to safety from the river’s whitewater. She’s lucky to be alive. Erin knew how to swim, but struggled due to her feet being tied together and the bungee cord attached. It weighed her down as she managed to swim to shore.
You'd be way too generous in giving an Oregon man a penny for his thoughts -- after the guy stole a valuable rare coin collection from his dad and poured the entire thing into a Coinstar machine to get a few bucks.
Don Johnson Jr., along with two other suspects, allegedly stole the collection, worth several thousand bucks, from a shed on his dad's property on Christmas Day. He took the whole batch, including dimes, quarters and half-dollars dating back to the early 1900s, to a convenience store and cashed in for a couple of hundred dollars. The machine wouldn't accept about 500 silver coins, which he took to a bank instead.
The bank is returning its part of the haul to Don Sr., who says, "The crooks were idiots, just simply an idiot. To not know the value of what they had taken, just really a stupid person. Makes me feel good he was a stupid person and didn't realize what he had."
It's 2012, which means we're living in the future!
You know, the future! With flying cars and robots that act like humans.
Not so fast ... The movies of the past sort of, kind of missed when they predicted what our lives would be like at this point in time.
Here's some examples of the ways movies lied to us about the future:
Alien Nation -- The film Alien Nation suggested that in 1991, we would have alien migrant workers.
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes -- It's a good thing this movie wrongly predicted there would be ape slave labor by 1991.
2001: A Space Odyssey - In this classic science fiction movie, we were supposed to have homicidal computers piloting rocket ships to Jupiter.
Time Cop -- According to Time Cop, we should have had time traveling police officers by the year 2004. (Then again ... Maybe we do have time traveling cops around us -- and just don't know it.)
I Am Legend -- Fortunately, this movie missed its prediction of having vampire cannibal people by 2009.
One of the things that's so unique about sports is that a player who is so vehemently hated by some, can also be so loved and admired by others.
For example, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is always on the list of most hated NFL players, but his number 12 jersey is one of the most-purchased NFL jerseys each year.
This year, his was the 5th most-popular NFL jersey.
The NFL has released its list of the five-most purchased jerseys of 2011, which include:
Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers
Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow
Pittsburgh Steelers safety Troy Polamalu
New Orleans Saints' quarterback Drew Brees
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (ThePostGame.com)